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Brian J Peppers [29 May 2005|10:18pm]

schjaey
Brian Peppers (or Dr Pepper to his friends) has eyes like a little frog and a face like an angel, with the voice to match! (look out for a single this summer). Brian is 37 and 5'07 in height. He enjoys rabbit stew, dumplings, crisps, wotsits, Noddy yoghurts and 2907.05-Gross Sexual Imposition. If you are looking for a man to be gross in bed, or put you in a sexual imposition, look no further! A twice lottery winner and astronaut, Brian is a prominent comedian in his hometown of Maumee, Ohio. He is a fucking LEDGE!
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Tom Hanks [28 May 2005|09:36pm]

schjaey
I would walk a (the) GREEN MILE to see your (BIG) GreenSMile (green mile). If are you SLEEPLESS IN SEATTSMILE? Dont CAST (me) AWAY like some kind of a TOY (STORY). When I go to the woods, I am not a FORREST G(R)UMP. So don't TURN(ER) your back on me and be a HOOCH(ie). My favourite color is GREEN {mile) (the). So do THAT THING YOU DO! to MR JINGLES (tom hanks) and I will SPLASH in your (THE) TERMINAL. I'm better than a sex TOY (STORY 2). When it comes to ANNOY/MOLEST(ing) CHILDREN I am in (A)LEAGUE OF (THEIR) my OWN! So CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, maybe take a ride on my POLAR(penis) (S)EXPRESS and before you know it, YOU'VE GOT (a) MALE, but beware as I am known to be a (THE) LADYKILLER(S)(green mile) I'll take you on a ride higher than APOLLO 13(houstonwehaveaproblem)(green mile). People tell me there is plenty more fish in the sea but when i se you I got my (DRAG)NET and I (DRAG)NETted you. I DRAG(NET)ged you for a (THE GREEN)MILE but it was worth it and we ate PHILADELPHIA on toast (GREEN MILE)(THE)(THE GREEN MILE)
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Ernest Vasquez [28 May 2005|09:13pm]

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Gary Don Johnson [28 May 2005|08:47pm]

schjaey
A self confesed Werewolf, Gary Johnson is a pussycat at heart, although Gary warns that he can sometimes be a tiger. Upon full moons Gary transforms into a giant wolf and has been know to KIDNAP CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS TO COMMIT LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS, CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN/LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS, LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS, pull lampposts out of the ground, ANNOY/MOLEST CHILDREN, howl. If you can see past these flaws of types you can get fun and friendly with a 165lb transient of love. Gary's friends say he looks like Matthew Perry, and ask if he could BE any furrier. Gary enjoys a joke with pals, but insists he has a serious side too. As exhibited upon his financial bankruptcy and the spiral of depression that followed.
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Charles Schumacker [28 May 2005|08:42pm]

schjaey
Charles' favourite films include Pretty in Pink, Dirty Dancing, Babe 2: Pig in the City, Baby's Day out and Ghost. He also enjoys Murder She Wrote, Angela Lansbury, Murder, Jessica Stevenson, CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN/LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS, ice cream, LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS and polishing his "shiny fucking prick". Charles is currently unemployed due to mobs and wogs and all sorts in between. Charles is an aspiring actor and is soon to appear in The X Files, Desperate Housewives and the education video "Say No, Never Go". Charles is looking for a woman with an interest in flowers, houses and concrete. If you are interested in concrete please get in touch. Please. We need all the help we can get. Only 2 pounds a month.

Also claims to be a member of 'The Get Along Gang'.
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ya peanut [28 May 2005|06:14pm]

curlywurlies

hai i am a peanut. i lyk3 opening mi mouf an goin "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Hamster (Hammy, Ruffles) [28 May 2005|04:58pm]

curlywurlies
42 year old Hamster, also known as Hammy or Ruffles to close friends loves running in his wheel. He has his own open plan studio apartment. There is woodchip all over the floor and he likes to snuggle up in it whilst watching Animal Hospital infront of his little hamster tele with a bowl of nuts. This is his favourite food, as well as grains. He likes sipping water out of his bottle, it's so good and makes him feel refreshed. To keep his teeth from growing too big he chews on his toilet paper tubes, and sometimes for fun he walks through the tubes. Hammy loves children but is known to perform LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS and nips their hand if they stroke his fur the wrong way. He is adament that a hamster under the age of 14 is not a child and is able to makes its own decisions.
He is 5'10" tall and 250lbs which is fairly big for a hamster. He admits he is a rodent but insists he is NOT a love rat lol.
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Eugene W Berck [28 May 2005|04:31pm]

curlywurlies
Blue-eyed Eugene, 59, is looking for his Mrs Christmas. During the Xmas period he works lavishing gifts upon youngsters, however he spends the rest of the year doing LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS. Eugene is an open book, he makes no secret of his struggle with self harm. He has a SCAR LEFT ARM, SCAR LEFT FOREARM BURN, SCAR LEFT FOREARM, SCAR UPPER LEFT ARM and SC UNK BURN. If you're willing to show this older man some TLC please don't hesitate to get in touch- he'll be waiting!
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Chesty Puller Polanco [22 May 2005|10:17am]

schjaey
Chesty Polanco is a 43 year old male from the YOLO area. He is about 5'8", weighs 215 and is an American Indian. Chesty's favourite flavour of ice cream is Cherries Jubilee, and when not munching down on a big bowl of the stuff, he also enjoys ORAL COPULATION WITH PERSON UNDER 14/ETC OR BY FORCE/ETC and the odd spout of SEXUAL PENETRATION WITH FOREIGN OBJECT BY FORCE. Chesty's favourite style of music is Rap and in particular Chesty likes to listen to Chakademus and Pliers. Chesty has the physique of an adonis and recently spent time in prison (and he boasts to even have the TATTOO CHEST, TATTOO LEFT HAND and TATTOO ABDOMEN to prove it!). So if you're ever in the YOLO area, why not touch him touch him touch him til he lose control.
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Robert Thomas Bauer [22 May 2005|08:55am]

curlywurlies
Robert's been single for 18 months now as due to the nature of his work he doesn't get a lot of time for girls. Robert works in the entertainment business as a Louis Walsh lookalike. When he's not cruising student bars up and down the country he likes nothing better than to kick back with a glass of wine or to engage in some LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS. Robert's main passion is showbiz, although he does admit it's not always what it's cracked up to be "People make out it's all glitz and glamour but it's not. Two weeks ago I was getting a Pukka Pie at the Esso garage just off M25 after an appearance in Croydon. Charity event it were. I was standing by the chocolate bars when some youths came and happy slapped me. It's left me with a SCAR ABDOMEN."
He's from SACRAMENTO but travels for work, and will travel for the right lady. He prefers blondes- the younger the better! LOL
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[21 May 2005|08:00pm]

signal_jamied
Darren (aka D-Boy, Mr. Lonely, Dazzo) is 25 and lives in Beverly Hills. His automobile is a piece of crap and his fashion sense is a little wack. He has commited 6 sex offenses on minors in the past three years. His interests are classic cars, music, documentaries and bird watching. His favourite band is Weezer and his favourite drink is Dr. Pepper and his favourite food is chips and peas. He is currently unemployed after being fired from a supermarket for stacking cereal boxes the wrong way round even after he was told about it. He is v. dangerous and you should not hesitate to call the authorities if he approaches you.
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James Robert Addison (Addy) [21 May 2005|07:21pm]

schjaey

Meet Jimmy Addison. Jimmy is a real jokester as you can see. He lives in the Butte area and has been impressing the locals with tales of LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS and SEXUAL BATTERY. Jimmy says that in the photograph provided he was trying to get a kind of "meerkat look". Has it worked? You tell me!
Jimmy has never before been married, although he does admit to wearing glasses. Jimmy's only downfall is his large ammount of scars from years of honing his SEXUAL BATTERY skills on knives, but as long as you can look past Jimmy's scarred abdomen, arm, left ankle burn, left leg, left forearm, right foot and right forearm, you'll get on like a body on fire! And a final word from the horses mouth, "If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving too much! That and SEXUAL BATTERY, but take it from me ladies and gentlemen, jail is a real pain in the Butte!".
Going, going, GONE!

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Robert Lee Swanson (Bobby) [21 May 2005|07:17pm]

schjaey

HAI YOUNG LADIEZ/BOYZ!!! Self confessed N00B to the nonce game (only 19 years old!) but willing to learn. Previously charged with LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS, free of scars or marks. Also free of any other known alises. Robert says "The only thing better than a young child, is a young child MOLESTOR!". Friends say Robert has a GSOH and the child he molested says he is a gentle lover. Robert says he takes his fashion/hair tips from a mix of Queer Eye and Eminem. He's a real deligh, let me tell you. So if you're in the HUMBOLDT area why not give him a call, while he's young and fresh!

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Horace Luther Blankenship [21 May 2005|05:00pm]

curlywurlies
Bit of an acquired taste I'd say but still lush. He's just reached the ripe old age of 80 but don't let that put you off... he's like a vintage wine. He's made mistakes in the past, been banged up for CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN/LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS , LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS AND ORAL COPULATION. Doesn't learn from his mistakes but we can't all be perfect. 5'10", 178lbs, dreamy eyes, left leg missing, nice glasses, interested in fashion and tennis but he isn't gay. If you're in the SHASTA area then please comment and he'll be in touch.
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